I just got home from a night in Chicago with a girlfriend from graduate school. Her brother paid for a room at the Trump Hotel. Thanks, Bro! Anyhoo - I'm testing my theory that the white Trump slippers are complimentary.
So many amenities, so little time. There was even a Pillow Menu. You called the "attache" on the phone and ordered the type of pillow (scented, down, feather, synthetic, etc) you desired for the night. "Free" shoe shine service. Twenty-four hour concierge. I wish Will Ferrell's Elf had been in the room with us. He would have really had a good time.
One of the services included having breakfast made for you in your room and then being served to you while you lounged. Only $500.00 per couple. We politely declined. But we did accept the card that entitled us to priority seating and free bread sticks at Gino's East. I felt sorta badly for the commoners who had been waiting in line outside in the cold. But when you are staying with the Donald, there are privileges.
Don't forget the water "library."
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