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My Lucky Life in and out of Show Business.

The Future

Quinn told us that when he grows up he's going to live in a small town with a great view - and near a volcano.

Mammals

An intelligent third grade student of mine is learning about mammals. He told me that all mammals drink milk from their mothers. He then proceeded to stare me up and down, asking, "I get it with cows, but with people - WHERE does it come from?!"

I momentarily lost my courage and replied, "Well, I guess that's a question for your mom. She would know."

Sure-Fire Way to Make it Rain

Set up your sprinkler to give your garden a drink. Leave it on during dinner. Have a church meeting. Forget to turn off the sprinkler. Go to bed late. Wake up to loud thunder at 3:00 am wondering if there's anything you've forgotten to do.

Editing

Yes, the blog is occasionally edited as some members of the family do not appreciate every detail of her Homecoming plans broadcast to the world. But, just wondering - how many offers did you receive in one week to attend a school dance? And how many times did your answer change, necessitating some un-asking and re-asking? I suppose I'm recording events now so that I won't forget any details. I just get confused so easily.