Guess what happened this afternoon? While I was in the doctor's office? During the annual exam?
My doctor picked up a small sparkling fleck of something (probably genuine rhinestone debris from my new necklace) from my right breast then said, "Oh! What's this? Kind of sparkly! You must be trying to make this appointment extra special!"
I wanted to die, but laughed instead. That was a better choice, I thought.
2 comments:
HA! Way to break the tension that always goes with the annual. That's why I like to make it not a semi-annual, but a quint-annual. (I dunno. However you say "every 5 years." My dr. is trying to break me of that habit.)
Next year you should show up with a glitter hairspray "do" for your doc.
They get bored at work just like the rest of us.
HAHAHA!!! Marcie, you deserve to be inducted into the . . . I don't know, Women's Hall of Fame, or Mother's Hall of Fame, or something. The phrase "rhinestone debris" is too good for words. I love it!! Once my doctor did a similar thing, only more embarrassing, involving the fact that I didn't happen to wear underwear that trip. And then there was the time I lost a feminine item and thought I had an infection. He told me not to fret, it happens all the time.
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