. . . in five words or less - "Remember when your gerbil died?"
Next, say it over and over again while he's trying to eat supper.
Upon return to the table after being sent to your room for starting a screaming argument, apologize by saying, "I'm sorry for talking about when your gerbil died."
When your mother reprimands you, stare at her quizzically and say, "WHAT?!"
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