1. At McDonald's I discreetly pointed out some food on either side of Quinn's upper lip. So, he used his cheeseburger to wipe both sides of his mouth.
2. As we pulled into the driveway, he released a surely-venomous gas bomb from the utter depths of his bowels. When his sister loudly complained, he stated: "If you knew how long I've been holding that in, you'd give me an Academy Award!"
3. And finally, I received a love note from my daughter. A small sticky-note on my cell phone read: "Dear Mom, Sorry for being an a$$wipe yesterday. Love, Rachel."
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