I completed most of my Thanksgiving grocery shopping today. I say most because as I was checking out, I realized that I had forgotten to pick up the turkey. "The turkey?" you say - "She forgot the turkey?!"
Yes, I forgot the turkey. But guess what? As the register receipt printed out, the cashier said, "Oh look! You've earned a free turkey!"
I'VE EARNED A FREE TURKEY! And that's better than millions in the lotto anyway because Illinois isn't paying. And what would I do with all that money? Just buy a bigger turkey.
Happy (almost) Thanksgiving!
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