This post is not "Adult Version" in the sense that it is perverse, but because the boy is now officially an adult - according to his birthdays.
I'll have to give you background on this one because otherwise it won't make sense at all. I've complained about the same phenomena with telemarketers. You know when you answer the phone and there is a long pause before the telemarketer begins to speak? And he even might say hello with rising inflection, a manner in which a person typically receiving a phone call might say it.
The other day Quinn answered the phone, then five seconds later slammed it back down and shouted, "I HATE LANDLINES! PEOPLE NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE WHEN THEY CALL YOU!"