Leaving a Message

Thankfully, the message was left on my sister's machine and not, say, our babysitter's: "Uh, Hi! This is Quinn and I want to tell you I think you should name your baby . . . Just a minute . . . RACHEL LEAVE ME ALONE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING ON THE PHONE?! . . . I think you should name your baby Charlie 'cause it's a good name and . . . RACHEL I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE! . . . So I'll see you tomorrow and can't wait to see your new baby. I love you."