Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Dance

"Did you see that lady?! She just walked right into me! What do I look like? A target?! I swear we were about 20 steps apart when I noticed she was walking toward me, so I took a step to the right. Then she took a step to the right. So I took a step to the left. Then she took a step to the left. Am I so big that as soon as people see me they panic?! For some reason, people seem to gravitate toward me. I see them coming and I'm polite and freeze in place and the people just freak out and manage to bob and weave toward me until we collide! People do this ALL THE TIME!"

laments Mr. Rellim.

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