Friday, March 23, 2007

Huh?

At a recent art festival at the grade school there was an artist who was using a small blow torch to create beautiful glass beads. I noticed that both he and his daughter were wearing sunglasses , but that the audience was not cautioned in any way. So I asked, "Hey, Dave, how long do we have to watch the flame before we go blind?"

"Huh?" he replied.

Immediately, one of the spectators remarked, "Oh, so you go deaf first . . ."

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