My (call-the-cops) neighbor just commented that she noticed I wasn't at work this afternoon. She tried to fake concern or something. When I told her that I don't work Friday afternoons she said, "Well, things sure have changed since I worked over there!"
That lady better find something else to do besides monitor my life.
Can't wait to plant some more ugly things on her property line. I wonder where I could get my hands on a corpse flower or something . . .
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