I just got home from a night in Chicago with a girlfriend from graduate school. Her brother paid for a room at the Trump Hotel. Thanks, Bro! Anyhoo - I'm testing my theory that the white Trump slippers are complimentary.
So many amenities, so little time. There was even a Pillow Menu. You called the "attache" on the phone and ordered the type of pillow (scented, down, feather, synthetic, etc) you desired for the night. "Free" shoe shine service. Twenty-four hour concierge. I wish Will Ferrell's Elf had been in the room with us. He would have really had a good time.
One of the services included having breakfast made for you in your room and then being served to you while you lounged. Only $500.00 per couple. We politely declined. But we did accept the card that entitled us to priority seating and free bread sticks at Gino's East. I felt sorta badly for the commoners who had been waiting in line outside in the cold. But when you are staying with the Donald, there are privileges.
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Don't forget the water "library."
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