Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Be Safe

"The safest road to hell is the gradual one — the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts."

— C. S. Lewis, author


Speaking of unpleasantness, my son reported that he has been counting how many times he passes gas in a day. He heard that the average number is fifteen. WHERE did he hear that? Is there an average?

1 comment:

wagmom said...

I have a better one. My husband was going to Texas from STL. He read the ticket wrong and missed the flight. It was spring break time so he was unable to catch another flight. He had checked his keys and luggage because he wouldn't need them ~ he thought. Keys and luggage went to Texas ~ he didn't. I had to drive to STL to take the spare keys to him so he could drive home. Luggage and Keys arrived the following day to Champaign. Men! :0